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Bad Mommy: Why Stay In School?
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Bad Mommy: Why Stay In School?

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“What they don’t teach you in school is that for the important things in life you don’t need any schooling,” says Bad Mommy. “Nobody wants to know if you got straight A’s before you get married, or have a baby, or give a B.J.”
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