Things I Learned This Week: Paula Abdul is on Drugs and Miss California is Topless

Paula Abdul is on Drugs and Miss California is Topless. These are the THINGS I LEARNED THIS WEEK. Also: Joe the Plumber Quits, Happy Meal Mishap and Are Those Birds in your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
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