Things I Learned This Week: Nailin the Sarah Palin Book Deal and Twilight Sequel is Trashy

Nailin the Palin Book Deal and Twilight Sequel is Trashy. These are the THINGS I LEARNED THIS WEEK. Also: Lindsay Lohan is a slob, Dolly Parton becomes a doctor and Carrie Prejean blows wind
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Things I Learned This Week: Britney Spears Bar Mitzvah, Why Sarah Palin Quit & Michael Jackson and the Number 7
Things I Learned This Week: Kissing Megan Fox, Michael Jackson Fake Autopsy and Dance Your Ass Off
Things I Learned This Week: Viagra Ice Cream, Hillary in Kenya and iPhone Virtual Girlfriend
Things I Learned This Week: Kris Allen Wins American Idol and Paris Hilton Documentary Film Woes
Things I Learned This Week: Speidi Quits, Twitter Injury and the Island Statue in Lost Revealed
Things I Learned This Week: Paula Abdul is on Drugs and Miss California is Topless
Things I Learned This Week: Paris Hilton Swine Flu and Bin Laden is Dead
Things I Learned This Week: Megan Fox Shows Leg, Lucci goes Cougar and Kendra is Pregnant
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Things I Learned This Week: Disgusting Dominos and Phil Spector Mugshot