Congressman Seeks Retroactive Immunity For Anyone Who Hit On Michelle Obama Last Night

Rep. Bruce Durant proposes a bill protecting anyone who who may have had a little too much to drink at a White House event and called Michelle Obama a "beautiful queen."

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