You love your pet, don't you? Well would you love it if you knew it was destroying the planet? Professors Robert and Brenda Vale say that a large dog requires 2.7 acres of land to sustain, and that the only rational thing to do is eat it when it dies. Now, before writing this notion off, consider this: the average American child generates a carbon footprint about six times greater than one of its parents. Maybe it's time to...no, no, we can't say it.