Hooking up is easy. All you need is a little confidence, a quick wit, and dashing good looks like mine. Though love comes easy, it can also come with a price. Hooking up sometimes equals baggage – either you’re unloading it on them, or they are unloading it on you. Here’s some advice that will put the whole notion of mutual attraction into perspective.
- Half Spanish Girlfriend – Comedian Pat Dixon has a half Spanish girlfriend. Unfortunately for him, that’s the only half that matters. We can all probably identify with hankering for something a little spicy to try out, and the burn that ensued. I’m not talking about that kind of burning, though.
- Sexual Harassment – Hooking up can happen just about anywhere. Don’t take it too far in the wrong place, though, like work. Here to remind us why coming on too strong in the workplace is bad is the saucy and supple Hayden Panettiere. Rooowwrrr!
- English vs. Math – Comedian John Betz, Jr. explains the difference between men and women in plain math. Women who trust too much + men who are sore losers = what they don’t know won’t hurt them.
- Porn for Women – Guys aren’t the only ones who need a little stimulation from scintillating images. Ladies like seeing the things that get them going just as much. You wouldn’t believe the stuff they’re into if I told you. You’ll just have to see for yourself…
- Yogurt is Really Good – They say food can be an aphrodisiac. Personally, I don’t need any help being a horndog, but just in case you do, you might want to look into investing in yogurt. If this video is any indication of how women feel after eating this stuff, who needs oysters or chocolate covered strawberries?
Next time I’ll share some tips on how to take your lady on a getaway she won’t soon forget. Until then, just remember to whisper in her ear and she’ll be moaning in yours.
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