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The 200-Year-Old Virgin

Imagine the shock you’d feel if you were a sheltered lady from 1813 England who woke up one morning in twenty-first-century Los Angeles. In another woman’s body. A woman named Courtney Stone. Who is, like you, unmarried. But who is not, like you, a virgin.

For Jane Austen, who is that lady from 1813 England, discovering that you are suddenly “a ruined woman” is far more shocking than fast-forwarding two hundred years into the future. Far more bewildering than landing in a world illuminated by electric lights, overrun by speeding horseless carriages, and stuffed full of too much information from a multiplicity of electronic devices undreamt of in Regency England.

And even more unnerving than being a ruined woman is the fact that it isn’t unusual. Not one bit.

“I’m finding out that this is not much discussed in Jane Austen’s time,” says Courtney to Jane, “but we’re not virgins when we get married here.”

“I suppose we really are talking about this,” says Jane, mortified that anyone would ever have such a conversation.

Meanwhile, Courtney is getting a do-over of sorts because she has landed in Jane’s life (and body) in nineteenth-century England.

But is Jane Austen’s world everything Courtney dreamed of while reading “Pride and Prejudice” over and over again and watching the movie till the DVD started skipping?

“As much as there’s glamour to the real estate and the clothes and having servants,” says Courtney, “I feel somewhat confined. Stuck in the drawing room with my mum.”

Which is clearly a deterrent to fooling around with a man.

It’s no wonder Courtney feels compelled to give advice to the lady who has taken over her life in the twenty-first century.

“You should have as many partners as possible,” she says to Jane. “Take the car out for a trial run.”

Can a 200-year-old virgin survive the morally challenged modern world? Find out

in episode 11 of SEX AND THE AUSTEN GIRL. Only on Babelgum.

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Guest blogger Laurie Viera Rigler is the author of the time-swapping novels RUDE AWAKENINGS OF A JANE AUSTEN ADDICT and CONFESSIONS OF A JANE AUSTEN ADDICT (available from Plume/Penguin Books and Bloomsbury), which inspired the Babelgum original comedy series SEX AND THE AUSTEN GIRL.

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Hot, Hot Summer

Our intern Anneliese goes on holiday for five weeks tomorrow, the lucky girl.  Here are her five top tips for a sizzling summer.

Dumpster pools: New Urbanism

  • Creative ways to spend a cool summer.

Mtv’s  ‘The Hills’ : Kids Reenact

  • It’s always a sunny and glamorous life in The Hills, with never a cloudy or dull moment as the stars are sure to constantly cause drama. Your summer could be the same: The sun is there,  so all you need now are a few arguments, large glasses, bikinis and heels.

Shakira  ‘WakaWaka’

  • Football began the summer on an exciting note. The excitement’s  now continuing with all the new summer singles.

Surf, Live, Paint: Inspired by Design

  • Ideas of where and how to spend your summer in an artistic light.

Your Lost Weight:  New Yorker

  • Bikini bodies for summer time are extremely important for females and males, so shed those pounds.
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Tell-Tale Signs

Ever wonder how you could have missed the signs (let’s face it; the billboards) that screamed “He’s just not that into you”?

In this week’s episode of SEX AND THE AUSTEN GIRL, our time-swapping heroines Courtney and Jane discuss the tell-tale signs of a lack of male interest, both in Regency England and in twenty-first-century Los Angeles.

Which of the following, for example, would be your first clue?

a. He spends almost your whole first date on his cellphone.

b. He doesn’t pick up the check.

c. He never changes his Facebook status to say he’s in a relationship with you.

d. He moves away and joins a regiment.

Answer (d) may not be typical for the twenty-first-century, but it did happen to a friend of Jane’s. In 1813 England.

Now that Jane is stuck in Courtney’s life in present-day Los Angeles, Jane will have to get wise to the ways of the modern man. As Courtney will have to get wise to the ways of the men of Jane Austen’s time.

But perhaps what Jane and Courtney need is not so much a crash course in decoding the male mind, but rather a bit of insight into their own.

After all, as Jane Austen put it in PRIDE AND PREJUDICE:

“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment.”

Perhaps that explains why we sometimes see what is not there? And ignore what is?

Should we ever really be blind-sided by a man’s defects (or defection)? Or were the tell-tale signs always there?

Find out in episode 10 of SEX AND THE AUSTEN GIRL. Only on Babelgum.

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Guest blogger Laurie Viera Rigler is the author of the time-swapping novels RUDE AWAKENINGS OF A JANE AUSTEN ADDICT and CONFESSIONS OF A JANE AUSTEN ADDICT (available from Plume/Penguin Books and Bloomsbury), which inspired the Babelgum original comedy series SEX AND THE AUSTEN GIRL.

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Is He For Real?

Wouldn’t it be great if there were a foolproof decoder of male behavior, a dog-meter, if you will, that tells us if he’s for real? Or, as Jane Mansfield, one of the heroines of SEX AND THE AUSTEN GIRL would put it, is there anything that indicates his intentions are honorable?

Jane, a gentleman’s daughter from 1813 England who has been recently transported into the twenty-first-century L.A. life of Courtney Stone, is pretty sure she can figure it all out.

“If a man shows interest at, say, a ball,” says Jane, “if he asks for your hand–particularly if it’s more than twice in a night–then he is indicating that he has developed certain feelings towards you. And one can be sure that his intentions are honorable.”

Ah. If only it were as simple today as it was in Jane Austen’s time.

But was it really all that simple then? If you’ve read or watched the movie versions of “Pride and Prejudice,” “Sense and Sensibility,” or any of Jane Austen’s novels, you’d know that behind a few of those gentlemanly facades lurked some serious scoundrels.

“What do you do if they pretend they’re honorable and they’re not honorable?” says Courtney, who has taken over Jane’s life in Regency England and is just as distrustful of the bowing gentlemen in their waistcoats and neckcloths as she was of the jeans-and-t-shirted men of her own time.

How can you distinguish what’s real from what is illusion? How blind is love—or infatuation?

“Is he for real?” That is the question. Answers in Episode 9 of SEX AND THE AUSTEN GIRL. Only on Babelgum.

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Guest blogger Laurie Viera Rigler is the author of the time-swapping novels RUDE AWAKENINGS OF A JANE AUSTEN ADDICT and CONFESSIONS OF A JANE AUSTEN ADDICT (available from Plume/Penguin Books and Bloomsbury), which inspired the Babelgum original comedy series SEX AND THE AUSTEN GIRL.

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Regency Dream Date

Each of us has her own definition of what constitutes a good date. Especially a good first date.

For some it requires an attentive man, a good restaurant, and a kiss at the end of the night—one that clearly concludes outside the bedroom.

For others it includes someone who doesn’t spend the whole night on his cellphone, doesn’t expect you to pick up the check, and doesn’t engage you in a wrestling match on your sofa.

And there are a thousand other definitions, depending on who you are. And what century you come from.

Take Courtney and Jane, our body-switching, time-swapping heroines of SEX AND THE AUSTEN GIRL. Courtney’s twenty-first-century ideas of sealing the deal on date one (if there’s chemistry, of course) don’t exactly work in 1813 England, the world of Jane Austen, where Courtney has taken over Jane’s very genteel and sedate life.

As for Jane, a single virgin who was living under her parents’ watchful eyes, the freewheeling, unchaperoned ways of twenty-first century Los Angeles are a major shock.

“Getting drunk and sleeping with a man?” says Jane. “Is that what constitutes a good date?”

“Yeah,” says Courtney. “Why not?”

Does Courtney have a point? Or is a “fine summer’s afternoon to stroll around the park” a pleasanter and more prudent way to get to know a man?

Find out in Episode 8 of SEX AND THE AUSTEN GIRL, “Regency Dream Date.” Only on Babelgum.

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Guest blogger Laurie Viera Rigler is the author of the time-swapping novels RUDE AWAKENINGS OF A JANE AUSTEN ADDICT and CONFESSIONS OF A JANE AUSTEN ADDICT (available from Plume/Penguin Books and Bloomsbury), which inspired the Babelgum original comedy series SEX AND THE AUSTEN GIRL.

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