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Former Vice President Al Gore has become a creative consultant for the next installment of the Disney/Pixar franchise, Cars. ”Cars 3” will focus on the evils of carbon emissions and global climate change. In the coming decade, if the children of India and China fall in love with Lightning McQueen and his adorable, fuel-burning, animated friends like western tykes, our planet is DOOMED. Watch this exclusive sneak preview on the making of “Cars 3.”
