This week marks the end of the hit comedy series Mass Debaters. For six weeks, we’ve been asking comedians there thoughts on a variety of topics and collecting your votes to see who is the best Mass Debater. We’ve had six great weeks of winner and are wrapping it up with a “Best of” Seventh week. Here we give you the sample question Mass Debaters – Glenn Beck: Smart or Psycho?
Psycho…I mean like literally a Psycho. I think he owns a rundown motel and dresses up as his mother and murders people.
- Tom Clark
Glenn Beck is what you’d classify as a smart psycho. He’s a complete lunatic who cries less convincingly than my 3 year old niece when she wants a barbie. He plays it up for the idiot masses who buy into his bullshit (i’m looking at you chuck norris) and would quite likely skin a poor person or hillbilly alive on camera if he thought it would give him a .5% bump in the ratings. Which, sadly, it probably would given his audience.
But the annoying fact is, he’s being talked about, he’s got a very popular show and he’s making millions of dollars. Which, sadly, does make him qualify under the modern day business man’s definition of smart.
But smart in the douchiest possible way. Like Bin Laden… or that Madoff dickhead.
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Those crazy kids at Babelgum Comedy are causing a ruckus all over the world. Two such examples are this Saturday’s Vampire Flashmob in Hollywood, California. If you happen to be in the area looking for a drink or a bite (like a vampire, get it?) here are the details.
Don’t judge a book by its cover, and don’t judge a Halloween hoochie just because she’s got a little extra cleavage showing. In their latest video, Landline TV lampoons the time-honored practice of dressing like a whore for Halloween; even if that whore happens to have a doctorate. Watch this latest video right here, right now:
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We asked some of the talented comedians involved with our recent Mass Debaters series their opinions on a wide variety of topics. Here’s one response from comedian Tom Clark.
I think drugs should remain illegal, for at least as long as it takes for the 320 condoms full of heroin I swallowed to pass through my system.
I think the ill effects of drugs are highly sensationalized by the media, but if you’re really high you should totally watch The O’Reilly Factor on mute and listen to Side 2 of Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” everything matches up perfectly.
Check out the three HILARIOUS video responses to this question, embedded below.
Hooking up is easy. All you need is a little confidence, a quick wit, and dashing good looks like mine. Though love comes easy, it can also come with a price. Hooking up sometimes equals baggage – either you’re unloading it on them, or they are unloading it on you. Here’s some advice that will put the whole notion of mutual attraction into perspective.
Half Spanish Girlfriend – Comedian Pat Dixon has a half Spanish girlfriend. Unfortunately for him, that’s the only half that matters. We can all probably identify with hankering for something a little spicy to try out, and the burn that ensued. I’m not talking about that kind of burning, though.
Sexual Harassment – Hooking up can happen just about anywhere. Don’t take it too far in the wrong place, though, like work. Here to remind us why coming on too strong in the workplace is bad is the saucy and supple Hayden Panettiere. Rooowwrrr!
English vs. Math – Comedian John Betz, Jr. explains the difference between men and women in plain math. Women who trust too much + men who are sore losers = what they don’t know won’t hurt them.
Porn for Women – Guys aren’t the only ones who need a little stimulation from scintillating images. Ladies like seeing the things that get them going just as much. You wouldn’t believe the stuff they’re into if I told you. You’ll just have to see for yourself…
Yogurt is Really Good – They say food can be an aphrodisiac. Personally, I don’t need any help being a horndog, but just in case you do, you might want to look into investing in yogurt. If this video is any indication of how women feel after eating this stuff, who needs oysters or chocolate covered strawberries?
Next time I’ll share some tips on how to take your lady on a getaway she won’t soon forget. Until then, just remember to whisper in her ear and she’ll be moaning in yours.
And nobody knows it more than me. If there’s one thing Mark Harmon loves, it is getting down to some dope riddim’ and get irie.
But seriously, if you want a real taste of culture-to-culture incongruity, check out the emerging style of reggae dancing in Tokyo.
These girls have a lot more flavor than just wasabi. Have you ever heard that song ‘Bailamos’? It’s about dancing, you know. Anyway, there is a line in that song that says “Let the rhythm take you over,” and that’s exactly how I feel when I see sexy women dancing.
You know, when I starred in the 80’s teen comedy “Summer School,” I thought I’d never have that much fun again. Well lucky for me, I got to go to Tokyo, and now I can come home knowing what it feels like to have that rhythm take me over.
Oh, right, my Tokyo story. Well, ‘ere’s the thing, I don’t remember ‘alf of what ‘appened last time I toured Tokyo, but I did come back wif some real horrorshow new ink.
I looked through me pictures and found that I visitedLuz Tattooand got meself some amazing new art on me bum.
Did you ‘ear that noise? Wha’? Oh, sorry there, ya twit, I forgot about the demons living in me brain. (The only way to keep ‘em asleep is wif crank or ‘eroin. Little secret between you , me, and me brain demons.)
What was I talking about? Oh, right, Tokyo. I bloody love that joint, and I woulda stayed there if it wont for the fact I got scurvy and had to go get me liver replaced. Maybe I’ll go back there, when I’m ready for another tattoo. Maybe I’ll get one of meself on me bum.
The first in a series, in which we present several celebrities as they journey to Tokyo and regale us with their tales in the land of the rising sun. Coming up, Amy Winehouse, Perez Hilton and more but first…
Tokyo is Off the Chain, Son
By T-Pain
Yo shawty, open up your ears and have a listen to what T-Pain is going to tell you. Tokyo is off the chain, son! I took a little trip (on a boat!) to Japan this summer, and while I was there I went to a NINJA SHOP! You can learn how to throw throwing stars AND even win a sword if you score big on their star throwing range. What? I know it sounds crazy, yo, but I think I might move to Tokyo. Not only do they have the weirdest culture on the planet, but they have stores where you can buy any sort of ninja gear you need. I could not make this stuff up if I tried, son.
Psycho…I mean like literally a Psycho. I think he owns a rundown motel and dresses up as his mother and murders people.
Glenn Beck is what you’d classify as a smart psycho. He’s a complete lunatic who cries less convincingly than my 3 year old niece when she wants a barbie. He plays it up for the idiot masses who buy into his bullshit (i’m looking at you chuck norris) and would quite likely skin a poor person or hillbilly alive on camera if he thought it would give him a .5% bump in the ratings. Which, sadly, it probably would given his audience.
