If you’re at all familiar with the comic strip Dilbert, then you know all about our fuddy hero’s canine companion, Dogbert. This evil and sarcastic mutt has his hands, erm, paws in whatever it takes to make Dilbert and his coworkers miserable. We all have a Dogbert in our lives, so there’s bound to be a stinger in here that you can identify with someone you know. Deep down, Dogbert probably means well, but then again, he does have plans for world domination. Here are 10 of the moments where Dogbert does what he does best: tells it like it is and takes no prisoners.

1. Banjo Legs – In this clip, Dogbert gives Dilbert a new nickname. Unfortunately, it’s not a flattering one.

2. Supportive Sarcasm – Dogbert helps Dilbert realize new meaning behind the phrase, “you’re damned if you do, and you’re damned if you don’t.”

3. Walking the Dog – Dogbert “helps” Dilbert get a date. And by “help,” I mean he makes it nearly impossible.

4. Free Energy – Even though Dilbert shuts down Dogbert’s evil plan, it won’t help after Dilbert goes to sleep.

5.   New Invention – Dilbert, always the inventor, comes up with a way to get rid of all the unpleasant sights in his life. Unfortunately, Dogbert has a way of crushing his dreams.

6.    Good Morning – During a breakfast chat, Dilbert realizes the perils of the rat race, while Dogbert helps with some sarcastic advice. Also, Dogbert loves sugar.

7.    A More Attractive Him – Dogbert, in a rare moment of consideration and respect, offers Dilbert some sound advice. Then, he ruins it by being a jerk.

8.    Cute – No matter how cute he thinks he is, Dogbert seems to have a way of showing his evil side. He’s like a Chihuahua bred with a Chupacabra. Only less ethnic.

9.   Reboot – Shut up, and reboot. Finally, some sound advice from Dogbert.

10. Dogbert for President – With a platform like this, Dogbert might be able to do something about the economic downfall. Also, if you don’t vote for him, the terrorists will win.