We asked some of the talented comedians involved with our recent Mass Debaters series their opinions on a wide variety of topics. Here’s one response from comedian Tom Clark.

I think drugs should remain illegal, for at least as long as it takes for the 320 condoms full of heroin I swallowed to pass through my system.

I think the ill effects of drugs are highly sensationalized by the media, but if you’re really high you should totally watch The O’Reilly Factor  on mute and listen to Side 2 of Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” everything matches up perfectly.

Check out the three HILARIOUS video responses to this question, embedded below.