Don’t judge a book by its cover, and don’t judge a Halloween hoochie just because she’s got a little extra cleavage showing. In their latest video, Landline TV lampoons the time-honored practice of dressing like a whore for Halloween; even if that whore happens to have a doctorate. Watch this latest video right here, right now:

For more of Landline’s comedy, check out their page on Babelgum. For more great comedy like this, check out Babelgum’s Political and Topical Comedy channel. Remember, if an apple a day keeps the doctor away, maybe stick with candy to bring these ladies around.