If you haven’t checked out Babelgum Comedy’s Old Friends yet, you absolutely should. They were recently named one of the best web videos of 2009. They also want to remind you that just because you’ve known someone a long time doesn’t mean you’re actually friends. For your comedy approval here’s Old Friends’ list of 10 Worst Places to Run into an Enemy.
The STD Clinic
In a public bathroom, mid stream
Behind the counter at a Sex Shop
While buying meat at a grocery store
Stuck in an elevator together
Sitting next to each other on a greyhound bus driving cross country
We’re not suggesting that you get a little high before you dive into that turkey, mashed potatoes, and pie… but man, wouldn’t that be delicious? Here are three of Babelgum Comedy’s best comedians discussing the issues behind legalizing drugs. Sweet, sweet drugs.
If you need more of these comedians, the whole Mass Debaters series is now available. If you need a hook up on your stash, we know a guy who knows a guy.
This week marks the end of the hit comedy series Mass Debaters. For six weeks, we’ve been asking comedians there thoughts on a variety of topics and collecting your votes to see who is the best Mass Debater. We’ve had six great weeks of winner and are wrapping it up with a “Best of” Seventh week. Here we give you the sample question Mass Debaters – Glenn Beck: Smart or Psycho?
Psycho…I mean like literally a Psycho. I think he owns a rundown motel and dresses up as his mother and murders people.
- Tom Clark
Glenn Beck is what you’d classify as a smart psycho. He’s a complete lunatic who cries less convincingly than my 3 year old niece when she wants a barbie. He plays it up for the idiot masses who buy into his bullshit (i’m looking at you chuck norris) and would quite likely skin a poor person or hillbilly alive on camera if he thought it would give him a .5% bump in the ratings. Which, sadly, it probably would given his audience.
But the annoying fact is, he’s being talked about, he’s got a very popular show and he’s making millions of dollars. Which, sadly, does make him qualify under the modern day business man’s definition of smart.
But smart in the douchiest possible way. Like Bin Laden… or that Madoff dickhead.
In addition to the hilarious episodes of The Occulterers, we at Babelgum Comedy are featuring live feeds directly from the haunted house! Tune in and discuss on twitter @TheOcculterers or leave a comment right here when you see something spooky!
Those crazy kids at Babelgum Comedy are causing a ruckus all over the world. Two such examples are this Saturday’s Vampire Flashmob in Hollywood, California. If you happen to be in the area looking for a drink or a bite (like a vampire, get it?) here are the details.
Don’t judge a book by its cover, and don’t judge a Halloween hoochie just because she’s got a little extra cleavage showing. In their latest video, Landline TV lampoons the time-honored practice of dressing like a whore for Halloween; even if that whore happens to have a doctorate. Watch this latest video right here, right now:
For more of Landline’s comedy, check out their page on Babelgum. For more great comedy like this, check out Babelgum’s Political and Topical Comedy channel. Remember, if an apple a day keeps the doctor away, maybe stick with candy to bring these ladies around.
Back from its inaugural season, RegisteredFilms’ The Crew: Season 2 delivers more laughs as your favorite engine room staff embarks on new galactic adventures. Season 2 returns the core characters of Tom, Tim, and Patrick as the caretakers of the engine room of the Spaceship Azureas. A host of special guests from popular series across the web spice up the action as they lend their talents to The Crew: Season 2’s storyline of pirates, hidden treasure, and bounty hunters. Noticeably enhanced CGI elevates The Crew: Season 2 into a class all its own in the world of web series with new landscapes and a revamped spacecraft. From the first line of the first episode, viewers will accompany The Crew on a swiftly moving trek through a galaxy of comedy that is the hallmark of RegisteredFilms’ productions.
Catch the first episode of Season 2 right here, right now.
We asked some of the talented comedians involved with our recent Mass Debaters series their opinions on a wide variety of topics. Here’s one response from comedian Tom Clark.
I think drugs should remain illegal, for at least as long as it takes for the 320 condoms full of heroin I swallowed to pass through my system.
I think the ill effects of drugs are highly sensationalized by the media, but if you’re really high you should totally watch The O’Reilly Factor on mute and listen to Side 2 of Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” everything matches up perfectly.
Check out the three HILARIOUS video responses to this question, embedded below.
Hooking up is easy. All you need is a little confidence, a quick wit, and dashing good looks like mine. Though love comes easy, it can also come with a price. Hooking up sometimes equals baggage – either you’re unloading it on them, or they are unloading it on you. Here’s some advice that will put the whole notion of mutual attraction into perspective.
Half Spanish Girlfriend – Comedian Pat Dixon has a half Spanish girlfriend. Unfortunately for him, that’s the only half that matters. We can all probably identify with hankering for something a little spicy to try out, and the burn that ensued. I’m not talking about that kind of burning, though.
Sexual Harassment – Hooking up can happen just about anywhere. Don’t take it too far in the wrong place, though, like work. Here to remind us why coming on too strong in the workplace is bad is the saucy and supple Hayden Panettiere. Rooowwrrr!
English vs. Math – Comedian John Betz, Jr. explains the difference between men and women in plain math. Women who trust too much + men who are sore losers = what they don’t know won’t hurt them.
Porn for Women – Guys aren’t the only ones who need a little stimulation from scintillating images. Ladies like seeing the things that get them going just as much. You wouldn’t believe the stuff they’re into if I told you. You’ll just have to see for yourself…
Yogurt is Really Good – They say food can be an aphrodisiac. Personally, I don’t need any help being a horndog, but just in case you do, you might want to look into investing in yogurt. If this video is any indication of how women feel after eating this stuff, who needs oysters or chocolate covered strawberries?
Next time I’ll share some tips on how to take your lady on a getaway she won’t soon forget. Until then, just remember to whisper in her ear and she’ll be moaning in yours.
You’ve seen him agree with 29 other Helens, announce the cause of cancer, and just overall be a silly Canadian sketch comedy actor. Like a wild pokemon, we’ve finally captured the elusive Dave Foley. In his latest series, and Babelgum Comedy exclusive, The Sensible Traveler with Bobby Fargo, Foley plays the titular Bobby Fargo. Although really, the star of the show isn’t Foley so much as the various people he hilariously freaks out through his misadventures. A brief sample:
If you love us and want to say hi, or think this blog kisses too much Dave Foley butt, drop a line to comedy.babelgum+davefoley@gmail.com. Or don’t, because we’re quite busy making a collage of photos of Dave Foley. *swoon*
Psycho…I mean like literally a Psycho. I think he owns a rundown motel and dresses up as his mother and murders people.
Glenn Beck is what you’d classify as a smart psycho. He’s a complete lunatic who cries less convincingly than my 3 year old niece when she wants a barbie. He plays it up for the idiot masses who buy into his bullshit (i’m looking at you chuck norris) and would quite likely skin a poor person or hillbilly alive on camera if he thought it would give him a .5% bump in the ratings. Which, sadly, it probably would given his audience.
