Cannibal Run

09:03

Cannibal Run: Episode 1 - Welcome to Cannibal Run
It’s day one of Cannibal Run. Twenty five of America’s finest zombie athletes have descended upon Santa Monica, California for the start of a cross-country race. And the cameras of 9th-rate sports cable network USPN are there to bring you the action. The multi-stage undead-sportstacular starts with a sprint up the beach. Or it’s supposed to anyway.

03:26

Cannibal Run: Episode 2 - Lemonade Stand
After some day 1 hiccups, Cannibal Run is back on track. Until a couple of zombies stray off track. Brain-eating hilarity ensues!

02:28

Cannibal Run: Episode 3 - Heads Will Roll
Zombies are on the loose in Beverly Hills. The news media is calling for the heads of our hapless heroes at USPN; they’re just calling for another shot of Jim Beam.

02:56

Cannibal Run: Episode 4 - 73 Dead!!
Sean, Christine, and Leaping Lenny Peffer (the 1986 Good Will Games bronze medalist in the triple jump) head back to USPN HQ to take their punishment while zombies take a bite out of unsuspecting Los Angelenos.

03:51

Cannibal Run - Episode 5 - Paul’s P*ssed!!
Starring PJ Ochlan, Dave Shalansky, and Courtney Rackley. USPN’s braintrust tries to come up with a way to salvage Cannibal Run while brain-eating zombies chow down during a traffic jam. Cannibal Run is a zombie spoof of Cannonball Run.

04:23

Cannibal Run - Episode 6 - Ratings Gold
Making lemonade out of lemons, Cannibal Run gets a new name, a slick new look, a new scoring system, and big big ratings.

00:23

Cannibal Run: Smoking
Public Service announcement from USPN!

00:23

Cannibal Run: Newsman Bloopers
It's a tough situation, and none of the newscasters know how to explain the madness!!

00:20

Cannibal Run: Check out My Hair
One look at the camera and Lenny knows he looks good. He just needs confirmation from his camera man.

00:22

Cannibal Run: Lisa's Frustrated
Lisa's under too much stress!!

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About Welcome to Cannibal Run, the worst idea from America’s worst cable sports network: a two week cross country racing spectacular in which 25 of the world’s greatest zombie athletes run, drive, swim, bike, and fly to be the first to the finish line. But what sounds like good family fun quickly spirals out of control. Zombies hit the streets of L.A. eating brains and taking names. What’s a terrible 24 hour sports network to do? Watch now		Highlights 09:03 Cannibal Run: Episode 1 - Welcome to Cannibal Run It’s day one of Cannibal Run. Twenty five of America’s finest zombie athletes have descended upon Santa Monica, California for the start of a cross-country race. And the cameras of 9th-rate sports cable network USPN are there to bring you the action. The multi-stage undead-sportstacular starts with a sprint up the beach. Or it’s supposed to anyway. 03:26 Cannibal Run: Episode 2 - Lemonade Stand After some day 1 hiccups, Cannibal Run is back on track. Until a couple of zombies stray off track. Brain-eating hilarity ensues! 02:28 Cannibal Run: Episode 3 - Heads Will Roll Zombies are on the loose in Beverly Hills. The news media is calling for the heads of our hapless heroes at USPN; they’re just calling for another shot of Jim Beam.