So, where did she turn for comfort? Not to her family... cause' they're all crazy. Crazy or drunk... oh yeah, or slightly retarded. So, where do you go when you're an outcast in school and your family tree is rotten? While some might sit rocking in the fetal position... slowly humming Copa CopaCabbana, others might turn to the lord and April turned to promiscuity. Promiscuity and then comedy. With her irreverent brand of overtly sexual humor she attempts to break down double-standards and lend her voice to sexually dissatisfied women everywhere. April would like to add that she doesn't really know what irreverent means, but she's heard a lot of other comics use it and thought it sounded kinda' cool. "Her comedy is searingly honest," said this guy she knows from working at Hooter's who came to see her show one time. Although, she has only been doing comedy for a short period of time, she has been using comedy as a defense her entire life. She loves to perform and her favorite role to play is victim. For April, comedy isn't a career, comedy isn't even a choice. Comedy is a calling!! She totally stole that quote from Bernie Mac... but it's soooo great and she truly believes it is her calling. April also loves to talk about herself in the third person and thinks "bios" are retarded.

his charming, Carlinesque storytelling which has made him the most sought after comedian on the world stage.

After three consecutive years of performing smash hit, sold out, solo shows at the famous Edinburgh Festival, Jim returned this year to do “The Hits,” a compilation of all his most loved material. Jim last appeared at the Montreal “Just for Laughs” Comedy Festival in 2007 where he was the talk of the festival and wowed audiences with his performances in the Nasty Show and his outrageously successful one-hour solo show.

Most notable is Jim’s one-hour HBO Special “Jim Jefferies: I Swear to God,” which aired in May with great success. Jim’s bold and painfully honest commentary captivated all who tuned in. The special will re-air this fall in promotion of the DVD release on October 13. In England, Jim has appeared on such shows as ITV2’s “Comedy Cuts” and “If.Com Eddies,” as well as on BBC1’s “Heaven & Earth,” and BBC2’s “Never Mind the Buzzcocks.” Jim was also on Channel 4’s “The History of Offensive Humor,” as well as “The World Stands Up” and “Edinburgh and Beyond” for the Paramount Comedy Channel. In America, Jim has also been seen on HBO’s “Down and Dirty with Jim Norton” and he just hosted “Live at Gotham” for Comedy Central.

In grade school Tom was the self proclaimed 'class clown'. As one teacher fondly recalls, "Tom used to memorize the monologues from the Johnny Carson show. Then he would go up in front of the whole class and forget it. The kids really got a kick out of it". Tom's interest in comedy waned somewhat in high school as he began to take a greater interest in apathy.

Following high school Tom attended St. Norbert College in Green Bay, WI, where he was a performer on both the radio and television station. He graduated with a major of International Studies and spent the next six months volunteering in Mexico. While in Mexico he fell in love, but six months into the relationship found out that the love of his life only spoke Spanish. Tom sadly recalls, "I thought she was just talking really fast, but then I got the 'Dear Juan' letter and that's when I knew it was over".

Disillusioned Tom headed back to Milwaukee where he took a job as a social worker. Hoping to increase his income, and tired of collecting aluminum cans along the highways, Tom formally began his comedy career in 1994. Tom finally arrived in May 1997 when he opened for Pauly Shore at a rock club in Milwaukee. Tom opened with a song that was sung in Spanish "Viva la Gente" (Up with People), encouraging everyone to sing along with him. He was promptly booed by the audience, but did his allotted time of fifteen minutes and concluded his set with "The Potato Song". Following his performance he was approached by Pauly Shore's manager who said, "That's your act! You sing about a potato?!?!" Despite his interest, Tom decided to continue his venture without any representation.

Over the years Tom has performed with a lot of very talented people including, Jake Johannsen, Nipsy Russell, Brian Regan, and Lewis Black. He is also a regular performer at the Chicago Comedy Festival. He won the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Chicago, IL in 1999. Also, in 1999, Tom completed the Conservatory Program at Second City in Chicago and has no idea what 'conservatory' means, but feels it sounds impressive.

In 2001 Tom decided to pursue comedy full time and moved to Los Angeles. That year, Tom was runner up in Comedy Central's Laugh Riots Competition. He has appeared on CBS's Late Late Show, and NBC's Late Friday . You may have also seen Tom in commercials for movietickets.com. It played in movie theaters across the country and in some lucky markets on TV. He's the guy who says, "It's a silent 'r'." Tom was most recently on National Lampoon's Funny Money on the Game Show Network and Comedy Central's Premium Blend.

Tom has also performed internationally at both The Montreal Comedy Festival in 2004 as part of the New Faces Program and in 2007 at the Main Arena of The Cape Town Comedy Festival in South Africa. Tom has written and acted in numerous short films, including "El Dorko", which is based on his stand up. His philosophy on comedy is to not take himself too seriously and to assist other people in doing the same. In the future, Tom would like to stop speaking in the third person.