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Mr Vista and the inevitable consequence of increasing storage

[ 01:16 ]

You know how it is. You get your shiny new storage doo-dah and you just know that this time you will never fill it. I mean, come on, who needs to be able to store 1.4MB / 700MB / 4GB / 1TB (delete as applicable dependent upon the age of yourself) anyway? Who has that much crap? Well, clearly, you do! And so do I. Nuts. This episode also features a handy blip-vert of the whole of series 1. In effect series 1 in a compressed form to save on storage. It isn't infinite you know! And for the geeks out there - yes, that really is an original issue windows XP launch T-shirt. Jealous much?

01:05

Mr Vista in 1-800-support
This week (as you are all big Mr Vista fans by now) there was no need to actually add the progress bar - you can imagine it yourself!

02:22

Mr Vista: Episode 3, USB - Unusually Slow Boiling
Mr V just wants a cup of tea. But then his colleague - the World's most boring man (TM) - arrives. Please, you stupid kettle, BOIL!!!

01:36

Mr Vista: Episode 4, Mr Vista Can't Wait to Go Home
Time drags. So a little day dreaming helps.

00:56

Mr Vista - downloading once more
Yes! He is back. At last, finally, after all this time. He returns like a great blue hat wearing superhero with his green progress bar shaped cape fluttering in the wind of time. Yes back, better than ever.* Well nearly. In fact he isn't. But he will be. Soon. The progress bar of editing is the most erratic of all. But he will be back next week, right here. In the meantime I found this never before seen episode left over in the 'trash'. I guess it is left over as it isn't funny, poignant or even interesting. But tough. Here it is anyway. And it will help you get the taste of failure and ineptitude back in your mouth so you can fully enjoy next week's brand new 'adventures'** *not legally binding, you may indeed decide he is more juvenile, puerile or facile than ever. ** not strictly adventures as nothing ever happens

02:06

Mr Vista: Episode 1
No one ever got anywhere through progress.

00:48

Mr Vista: Episode 2, In-Stall
Mr Vista descends into low-tech this week (I'm afraid). This is dedicated to everyone who has ever wasted the whole of their tea break. And this weeks episode is ever shorter following requests for a more punchy Mr V experience.

02:06

Mr Vesta
Estimated time to microwave this dinner - 2 minutes. Yeah right! It seems like progress bars and the the back of food boxes have a lot in common! Today's fine episode was sent in by writer Dom Carver.

00:51

Everyone loves Ctrl Z
Don't you wish you could undo the past 52 seconds of your life you just wasted watching this? Well tough. You can't. No amount of Z key bashing can erase the image of a strange man doing very little - and doing it right on your own PC screen where you should feel safe from being abused by such nonsense and ridicule. Anyway - shouldn't you be worried instead about trying to undo the past 10 years of your life, back to a time when words like 'potential' and 'opportunity' meant something to you rather than just sounding like cliche and callous terms your manager would say? P.S. - the escape key won't work in real life either.

02:10

Mr Vista and the perils of being an early adopter
You know how it goes, you turn on your computer to find a new 'software update' is available to download. So you click to download and install it straight away, excited by the new features and envisioning a dream of a bug-free lifestyle - yes? Wrong! What are you an idiot or something? Fear change. It is there to funk up your beautiful calm existence. Don't be the first in there. Don't put your hand up and volunteer. Don't jump in with both feet, or even one foot. Let all the gung-ho fat-heads around jump in first to discover it was really a pool of acid. Those first out of the trenches are the first to be shot. I mean, be careful, otherwise you may find something 'interesting' happens in your life. And we don't want that, do we! As you can see this film also features Brian from Family Guy and a nice retro VHS copy of Monty Python's Life of Brian. I'll just say that again, it was Family Guy and Monty Python's Life of Brian - you know, just in case the web crawlers and search engines didn't pick it up first time :)

01:20

How to be hot!
If you have always wanted to be a first class and excellent cam-whore then Mr Vista can help you. I mean, what better way is there to gain self respect and claim your dignity than posing about on the net. I'm sure that was what the internet was invented for wasn't it. So feel free, flirt away, it makes the opposite sex value and admire you - honest!

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